Polaroid Kindle Fire Skin
Before the instant gratification of Digital photography and photo shopping your face book profile picture, there was the semi-instant distinctly rectangular Polaroid cameras. Polaroids were great for creating one moment in time in a "hard copy" form that could never truly be re created.
Our skins are meant to make your stuff look cooler, not make them bomb proof. So don't go flashing them around in the bad part of town and skipping them across lakes because they do not grant your electronics super-powers.